Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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