i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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