I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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