About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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