Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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