he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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