Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize
