just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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