who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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