I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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