Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
