We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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