Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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