I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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