I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Terrible idea I love it
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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