Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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