You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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