I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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