is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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