i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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