Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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