If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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