Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You were trust falling into bushes
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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