hotel room ftw
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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