Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
3 2 1 whiskey
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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