You're so nebulous sometimes
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
