Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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