dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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