Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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