alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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