i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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