dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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