he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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