No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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