this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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