Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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