What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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