god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
