North Korea, Best Korea!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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