I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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