What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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