I showed him my bush... on skype.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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