He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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