Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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