Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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