He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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