I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He did a backflip because drugs
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