need another drink. this is the easiest way
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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