This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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