garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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