i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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