so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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