come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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