A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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