I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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