I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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