Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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