My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize