Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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